Wednesday, December 28, 2005

MATRIX PARTY UPDATE

Bleah.

That's the sound I made when I read this headline at Yahoo! It flat out made me sick, not because the slant surprises me, but because, for a change I actually took a moment to think about it. I've concluded that when it comes to news, Yahoo! is a flat out tool of the Left. I mean it's the flying monkey to the Left's Wicked Witch. It's my dedicated start page at home only because I check my personal e-mail in their wonderful, free (i.e., wonderful) e mail account system.

But I'll bet you a week's rent that you've never seen a headline that once seemed slanted from a conservative angle, or, for that matter, did anything but support liberalism and undermine conservatives. The headlines ususally read something like:

Judge Alito made anti-civil rights comments.

More failure and despair in Iraq.

Blacks hate Bush.

Or occasionally, the headline will contain a statement that the left-wing Berkley grad news editor, really, reeeeally wants to say for himself, but can't directly so that he can maintain plausible deniability with regard to his lefty bias, so he will paraphrase some leftist already out of the closet to say it for him, and the headline will end up reading something like this:

Bush's agenda has failed us all: Democrats.

Or . . .

Analysts: Republicans lie to America.

And the 'analyst' will happen to be some think tank director at some ambiguously named institute such as, say, Consortium for American Liberty, so named to mask its political leanings; and then you'll Google the guy's name and find out that he was a regular contributor at Slate and has been a guest speaker at 12 MoveOn.org-sponsored lectures in the last 4 months while promoting his new book aping Paul Krugman.

Ah, but you'll never, ever, ever - I mean if you live to witness Castro's dirt nap-type never - see a Yahoo! headline that reads something like "Bush optimistic about '06 chances for Republicans," let alone a headline stating an implication from the underlying news report that undermines a liberal theory or supportive of a conservative one.

And for the capper - as if you needed more proof that Yahoo! was a card carrying member of the Matrix Party - that Left wing Holy Trinity consisiting of the MSM, academia and liberal elites (including the Democratic Party and Hollywood), whose sole purpose is manipulating the masses through Jedi mind tricks, note that when there's a video news link at Yahoo! the news source is none other than . . . CNN.

Seems you were expecting Fox News?

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